This morning Little Red and I were at JoAnn. As I was browsing I noticed a great sale on some yarn I like and decided to pick up a couple of balls. Suddenly I heard a little voice beside me:
“No, Mummy, don’t touch.” Yes, it was my little guy.
“No, Mummy. Mummy, I said no.”
Well, at least I know I do speak English to him, and that whether or not he listens, he hears me.