Why does paying bills have to be such an ugly affair?
Why can’t children nap?
Why can’t people follow budgets?
Why is Boy Blue crying?
oh, well I can answer that last one for you.
Because Daytime Brother bit him.
Why did Daytime Brother bite him? (or rather, how?)
Well, Boy Blue was in the crib with him.
Why was Boy Blue in the crib with him?
I’m ready to start swearing in British. Between the internet outage for most of the day, trying to pay bills, and this naptime charade, I am at the end.
Bloody (insert random words here) @#)$(&#$^%*(!)#$)!@(#%&*#$%^*&@!)#($*