Dear California DMV,
You’re the boyfriend I was hoping I could ignore and you would get the hint. I gave you too much credit. Please stop harassing me. You’re clearly so desperate for money that you keep hounding me for renewal fees for a car I registered in another state seven months ago. You and I are through. There’s a new DMV in my life and after spending six hours of my day wrapped up in that new relationship I did not appreciate coming home to more of your stalker letters. Stop trying to contact me and take a hint. You can’t have any more of my money. I have moved on and you should too.