Impossible Resolutions

As the only person in the country who doesn’t have Prime, Amazon has conspired with USPS to punish me by ensuring that everything I order is unnecessarily delayed and spends an extra four days bounding around Dallas before being finally delivered to me. It’s so bad I can actually predict how long the delay will be and when the package will actually arrive. 

I should stop shopping at Amazon out of spite. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. 


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