I should have known this would happen. You can’t not sleep indefinitely, fill your body with garbage, live in chaos, and not expect it to catch up with you. Honestly, how much cardboard pizza can a body handle before a dinner of Costco hotdogs (add a two-year old touching every single grimy surface) sends the family over the edge? The little one got hit the hardest, naturally. It just goes to show you that when you parents said, “don’t touch that, it’ll make you sick” they were right. And they were telling you not just because they didn’t want to clean chunks in the middle of the night but because if you caught something viral they’d get sick, too.
Happy Valentine’s Day, world.
To all you feng shuy geeks out there, guess where all of my stuff is stacked? Yep, you guessed it, my HEALTH gua!