When Red was a baby I dropped whatever I was doing at bedtime. We left activities (even church ones for which I was responsible,) did not pass go, did not collect $200, and went straight to bed. I was pretty good at recognizing the sanctity of bedtime with Blue as well. But now there is […]

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As the only person in the country who doesn’t have Prime, Amazon has conspired with USPS to punish me by ensuring that everything I order is unnecessarily delayed and spends an extra four days bounding around Dallas before being finally delivered to me. It’s so bad I can actually predict how long the delay will […]

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